"I'm bad at yoga" starter pack: wobbly headstands and occasional asshole behavior
Yoga isn't measured by party tricks or permanent zen mode
Former fancy pose teacher looked graceful but felt like garbage inside
Gymnastics + rule-following = three injury cycles of pure stupidity
Terror realization: "Who wants classes from a broken pretzel?"
Plot twist: more students came when the circus act ended
Uber drivers as accidental philosophy students via traffic rage therapy
Nine out of ten had yoga completely backwards
Chair yoga can still suck if you're obsessing over shapes
The hypermobile self-selection club running the show
Mixed messaging epidemic: "Don't worry about toes" while toe-obsessing
Arjuna's epic meltdown: "Mind-restraining harder than wind-restraining!"
Krishna's chill response: no failing, just forgetting and remembering
You're practicing or forgetting, never good or bad at ancient philosophy
LINKS & SUCH:
Interested in the upcoming courses mentioned during this episode?
Yoga Student Training (YST) - Philosophy Course - Click here to be the first to know when the doors open September 8.
Deconstruct to Reconstruct (D2R) - Anatomy Course - Click here to be the first to know when the doors open this fall.
D2R The Business of Yoga - Business & Marketing Course - Click here to see what the course is all about.
