Savasana without philosophy is basically a socially acceptable nap party
Most yoga teachers got zero philosophy training but hey, no shame or shade
Philosophy survey bombshell: who's actually read the full Sutras (spoiler: almost nobody)
Philosophy sessions secretly crushed anatomy weekends in popularity
Yoga became "choose your own adventure" when the rulebook went missing
The Star Trek club using step aerobics to lure in unsuspecting victims
Pizza photos advertising a steakhouse then arguing with hungry customers
Preaching anti-flexibility while posting human pretzel marketing shots
Plot twist: most yoga people are bendy and have zero clue
The rare 5-10% stiff people finally getting why they can't origami
Philosophy course stealthily demolished anatomy course attendance
Philosophy junkies happily binge-watching the same course like Netflix
Meet people where they are instead of surprise dharma-bombing them
Reality check: this ain't a spa day, sometimes it's uncomfortable AF
YST doors cracking open with zero subtlety whatsoever
The "you're not broken, never were" lightbulb moment
Orchestra vibes over everyone playing kazoo in unison
Alex's "there's the yoga" addiction reaches concerning levels
Ancient texts saving modern yoga from complete chaos
LINKS & SUCH:
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