Squawk Box with Alexandria Crow
Squawk Box with Alexandria Crow
#18 - Wait, Did You Just Say "Blossom Your Anus"?
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#18 - Wait, Did You Just Say "Blossom Your Anus"?

Yoga teachers say the weirdest things and students are just out here guessing
  • “Blossom your anus” is real and you’ll never unhear it

  • Two teachers got kicked out of a workshop for laughing at this cue

  • Alex’s magazine photo ended up next to it in giant letters

  • “Lift your kneecaps” - her friend’s don’t lift

  • The experiment where teachers couldn’t explain their own cues

  • “Arms to the ceiling” chaos every single time

  • We’re gatekeeping yoga with a language most people don’t speak

  • Instagram’s “accessible yoga” is either arm balances or chairs, no in-between

  • Students aren’t ignoring you, they just don’t understand you

  • D2R opens in one week for the first time in over a year

LINKS & SUCH:

Check out the courses mentioned during this episode. Both will be opening for enrollment very soon, add your name to the waitlist to be the first to know when the doors open and to save 💵.

  • Deconstruct to Reconstruct (D2R) - Anatomy Course - Click here to join the waitlist and be the first to know when the doors open.

  • D2R The Business of Yoga - Business & Marketing Course - Click here to see what the course is all about.

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